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Fair notice hereby given to all insects!
Nov. 30th, 2009 12:39 amWarning! All insects read notice! Entering my home shall be considered agreement to the following terms.
*All cockroaches squished on sight! Entering home shall be considered consent to be force fed noxious substances.
*Spiders shall stay in inaccessible corners for maximum longevity. Crawling on any body part shall be considered a request for flattening.
**NOTE: No mercy nor quarter shall be granted to Black Widow spiders.
*Attention flies, this residence shall purchase and employ miniature scale anti-aircraft style anti-insect devices as soon as they enter the market. Until then you shall have to settle for being swatted the old fashion way.
*Geckos are welcome to dine in this domicile. However, please go outside to take care of waste management issues.
How long until I can buy a real HoiHoi-san?
*All cockroaches squished on sight! Entering home shall be considered consent to be force fed noxious substances.
*Spiders shall stay in inaccessible corners for maximum longevity. Crawling on any body part shall be considered a request for flattening.
**NOTE: No mercy nor quarter shall be granted to Black Widow spiders.
*Attention flies, this residence shall purchase and employ miniature scale anti-aircraft style anti-insect devices as soon as they enter the market. Until then you shall have to settle for being swatted the old fashion way.
*Geckos are welcome to dine in this domicile. However, please go outside to take care of waste management issues.
How long until I can buy a real HoiHoi-san?
