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What? No not perverse like that. Perverse as in it twists Dalek thinking into unnatural (for them) directions.

So, if you read [livejournal.com profile] jeriendhal's 30 Days of Drabble - Day Six it involves Daleks on a post apocalypse Earth. After reading it an unnatural thought occurred to me.

Posit that you have a Dalek of unusual thinking as part of the pursuit, one who runs through this chain of logic.

Daleks are the universe's superior form of life. But that pesky Doctor keeps interfering with things. This ruined planet is Earth. The Doctor likes Earth and the Humans. The Doctor will stop interfering if it would threaten human survival. (here comes the unnatural, for a Dalek, twist) Thus if the Dalek's are protecting the humans The Doctor will be neutralized.

"WE SHALL PROTECT THE HUMANS?"

"WE SHALL!"

"WHY SHALL WE PROTECT THE HUMANS?"

"WE WILL PROVE DALEKS SUPERIOR. THE DOCTOR HAS FAILED. THE EARTH IS RUINED. THE HUMANS ARE DYING. DALEKS SHALL SUCCEED WHERE THE DOCTOR HAS FAILED."


Okay, fine, you insist this isn't truly perverse and the title was a lie? Fine, a scene resulting from the above.

"You want me to do what!"

"HUMANS MUST NOT GO EXTINCT."

"THE HUMAN FEMALE AND THE HUMAN MALE SHALL PROCREATE."

"PRO-CRE-ATE! PRO-CRE-ATE!"

"This is all somehow your fault Doctor."
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This a Flashfic based on a prompt from [livejournal.com profile] ravenswept's 30 Days of Flash Fiction Meme

My 30 Days of Flashfic Index Page

Day 21 - Prompt: Write a scene with a drink(ing) of some sort

A return to Day 2's Write a scene with a drunken mythological creature, skipping ahead a few minutes from the end of that piece.

Title: Mythological Drinking Game

Caution, deities behaving in less than sober fashion under this cut. )
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So [livejournal.com profile] kylecassidy mentioned that his New Years photo tradition started back in the days of film and I thought to myself... "Oh yeah, those film brand memory cards were annoying. They were like CD-Rs, you could write to them but not erase so you had to keep buying them over and over, no, worse than a CD-R, a CD only goes bad if you leave it in a car on a hot day where it starts to melt as the car becomes and oven. Those old film brand memory cards went back if you just let too much light on them..."

Is it a bad thing if you start muttering, "Get off my lawn you dang kid!" at yourself?
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Spurred by some tweets and a LJ posting of [livejournal.com profile] djinni's, comes the idea of the Hot Chocolate Party.

Here is my thoughts on what the position of the Hot Chocolate Party should be.


  • Have a mug of cocoa, it's good for you.

  • We all live here, so remember when you fight, you're fighting with family

  • When the voices get too loud -- come calm down with some hot chocolate, we'll even add your preference of marshmallow (mini's, full size, spoonfuls of fluff)

  • Neither side has a monopoly on truth, both the liberal and conservative world view are valuable


    • One serves to remind us of our values, our history, and tradition

    • One tells us to live up to our values, and considers if some traditions are better left to the past.


  • Chocolate rules! Coffee drools! (Er, wait, that might be a more personal comment there :p)

  • Everything is better with some cocoa (there, that's better).

  • Extremists lead to ruin, no matter which world view they claim to enforce.

  • No, really, we're serious about the cocoa. It's far better we sit and talk than for us to fight, even if we walk away still disagreeing with each other.



In case you're wondering if I'm serious? This is definitely a Ha ha, Only Serious post. One that is both humorous, and yet contains truth to hopefully be considered.

So, what do you think the Hot Chocolate Party should stand for?
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I have to say, from this review their epic series "World War II" sounds like something SyFy's budget movie division would release. I really need to thank [livejournal.com profile] squid314 for warning about how unrealistic it is. (And BoingBoing for linking to the post)

Pixels!

Apr. 9th, 2010 04:19 pm
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If you haven't watched Patrick Jean's video Pixels yet, then do so, it is made of awesome and niftiness.

Pixels!
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Inspired by a rather blah charter school ad I saw... Don't read if you're the kind of person who thought Swift was actually advocating cannibalism.


"Is your child bored with school?"
"Does your child have discipline problems?"
"Do you need some peace and quiet in your house?"
"Wouldn't a bit of quick cash be helpful in this economy?"

"Consider enrolling your child in the new Indenture Charter School and Camp!"
"We combine the best features of boarding schools, juvenile military boot camps, and honest physical labor, to provide an environment where your child will learn discipline and build useful skills for the workplace. Just listen to these testimonials."

"After Robby was sent home the third time for fighting I called Indenture Charter School and Work Camp. After just five months he says he'll never get in a fight again... And I paid off our credit cards!"

"Tina kept ditching school so I sent her to Indenture Charter School. They let her know just what kind of work she would be able to get if she doesn't even finish middle school, let alone fail to get a diploma. It only took one month of digging ditches for her to ask to be allowed to go back to regular school. And with the Scared Smart bonus package she also got lessons to keep her away from smoking, illegal drugs, and teen pregnancy. Now she doesn't just go to school, she has actually worked more than a month ahead in all her books. And the check let us remodel the kitchen. Thank you Indenture Charter School!"

"Indenture Charter School. Let us pay you to set your kid right. Available where not prohibited by law."
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From part 18 of A Thin Veneer:

"We get signal!"

Acaltha turned in his chair and directed a sharp look at his communications officer. "Mr. Vickers, I believe I mentioned something previously about a certain officer trying break the tension on the bridge by reviving three hundred year old Terran jokes?"

Mr. Vickers felt a vague unease. "Ahh.. yes sir. You did."

"And what was it I said at the time? Please refresh my memory."

"That if it happened again, I'd be assigned to Commander M'Zell as her sparring partner during personal combat practice?"

"That sounds about right. Now, you were saying?"

Vickers deflated slightly. "Subspace transmission directed to this ship, sir."
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Consider, if we aren't going to give any immigrants a break, not even spouses of people serving in the military in combat zones... Has it occurred to them that this means having to deport Superman as well. After all, where are his papers?
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And while I'm on a run of fox references...

It's The Basil Brush Show! which was found by way of [livejournal.com profile] jeriendhal.

I think the kids might not catch all the jokes. And oh my, either I have a dirty mind (quiet!) or there might be a rather er, naughty innuendo hidden in one of the Basil's Blog entries. Mmm, probably not, but maybe...
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How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape
Hours left until your suspension41
Your crimeAberforth/Frank the Goat fanart.
Who reported yousyke
Your fateYou discover fresh air, real life, and true love.
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What would the LOL Cats watch on TV? Why LOL Trek of course! It's The Trouble With Tribbles as the cat caption people would tell it.
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Ah, UML, that of the stick figures for use-case diagrams. Unless of course you are in desperate need of procrastination. Then you might do like a guy going by 'Trapper Zoid' and create a set of cartoon peg person UML diagrams. I expect people could find these fun to look at without knowing one bit of programming.

Procrastination... Why am I thinking of that. D'oh! Java homework...
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The scene, a single high school girl sits in a classroom, becoming ever more lost as a formula for Hohmann transfer orbits fills the white board. When she complains that some of the numbers are seven digits the instructor points out she has been given a calculator. As she looks at the calculator she's stunned by the number of buttons on it, only to be even more shocked by a realization...

"There's no equals key!"
"Of course not! Don't you know reverse Polish calculation?"
"Of course not!"
"Oh, really?" An all to excited look appears on the instructor's face. "In that case I'll take five minutes to cram its operation into your head. When I'm done with you, you'll never be able to use a regular calculator again. Prepare yourself."


Our vict-- er, high school girl has traveled to the Solomon Islands to search for her father who disappeared years before on her parents honeymoon trip. Meanwhile a Japanese company wants to build a new manned rocket to operate from the islands -- their only problem, their current astronaut (on loan from the JSDF) is about forty kilo's too heavy for their only reliable model's payload capacity -- while our main character is actually a couple kilo's less than that target weight. So a deal is struck. The Solomon Islands Space Agency will use its contacts to help search for the missing father, and she will be their astronaut so they can get a successful launch before the end of the year and keep their funding.

I think I'll be keeping my eyes out for this one on DVD. So what if it's still airing in Japan, somebody go and license it already.

EDIT: D'oh! [livejournal.com profile] jeriendhal points out I never mentioned the title. The anime in question is called Rocket Girls. If there were still a good nearby independent store that carried anime I'd tell them this is on my guaranteed buy list. (Stuck with the chains as the nearby stores, no point telling the staff there, more than likely will be gone in a few weeks let alone by the time this is licensed and released)
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From the Crossovers the Should Not Be 3, Son of Crossovers comes Ghostbusters in the Shell.

As Bob Schroeck warns, "Important safety tip -- don't cross the data streams."

The first page has not merely an idea, but a short fanfic of one of these Should Not Bes. Let's just say Naruto discovers his disguise jutsu grants him an opening into another hero franchise.
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(In stereotype narrator voice...)

"It was then that John realized there was a reason the insurance industry shunned Crabapple Cove. But by then it was too late."

No, no thank you I do not plan to write any Murder She Wrote fanfic. :}
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I'll make videos and books of my new exercise program and get rich! It's simple enough, just grab three years worth of old phone books and carry them to the recycle bin across the street.

Oh drat! I just gave away the program for free!

The really scary thing? That was only half the old phone books. I even found a 1999/2000 book that escaped the previous purge.
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Male Restroom Etiquette. Not, I repeat NOT work safe. Mild bathroom humor.

Based on the Male Restroom Etiquette page on Everything2.

Illustrations of potential urinal situations and the proper responses. And remember, under no circumstances should you speak even a single word in a male restroom. The survival of civilization depends on remembering that!

"...at this point flushing is widely considered to be mandatory. As for commodes, the rule is, without qualification always flush when you are finished."

"Speech, is your enemy! Never, ever, under any circumstance say a single word while within a bathroom! Not to a friend, not to a lover, not to Jesus himself. Violation of this precept grates against all good things and the way of nature, corrodes the efficiency of the bathroom, and places the very fabric of our civilization in peril."

"They strike up a conversation about linux, and before long lose all track of time. So there they are, standing at the urinals, discussing the advantages of open source development..."

"The young man is shy on experience in his field. But instinctively he knows he's going to need backup."

It even touches on Maslow and his hierarchy of needs.
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Oh holy... ROFL-burgers! Someone dubbed in what is supposed to be Shinji over the closing of the end of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Shinji's Rant

I still hold that the meaning of the ending is that Shinji has snapped and is curled up in a corner no longer in touch with reality, and that this is a happy ending.
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You read that subject line right, there is an RPG being made about the various -tans. You create your own cute little mascot character and send her through cheerfully odd and possibly sanity reducing adventures.

I'm going to get a copy printed by the next THEM meeting since this really needs to be tried out at a reconvene. :} I mean really, an RPG that suggests Dragon Half, Excel Saga, Kodocha and Yotsubato as good things to turn to for inspiration sounds like a good THEM game. And of course there's the matter of it's using rock-paper-scissors instead of dice (sure, some LARPS do that, but how many pen & paper RPGs?).

Has the Lord High's axe been seen recently? Perhaps it became...

Axe-tan
Girl Type: Dungeon-Punk Catgirl
Athletics: 3
Cuteness: 4
Determination: 1 (Poor girl can't make up her mind who should be Lord-High)
Smarts: 2

Gimmics: Catgirl, Transformation (into the Lord High's axe), Special Attack: Shush of Doom!
Popularity: 1

Looks: Axe-tan is a short gray haired girl with a spiky collar (with a spiked bell), pink chainmail bikini, no less than three leather belts at any one time, and studded pink leather cat's paw boots and gloves.

Thoughts: EEEEEE! Someone's talking during the meeting nya! Oh. Never mind nya. SIG report. Someone else it talking! Nya! Quick, hit him! Hit him!

Popularity: 1

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