I've invented a new exercise program!

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I'll make videos and books of my new exercise program and get rich! It's simple enough, just grab three years worth of old phone books and carry them to the recycle bin across the street.

Oh drat! I just gave away the program for free!

The really scary thing? That was only half the old phone books. I even found a 1999/2000 book that escaped the previous purge.