Male Restroom Etiquette
Sep. 30th, 2006 01:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lilfluffMale Restroom Etiquette. Not, I repeat NOT work safe. Mild bathroom humor.
Based on the Male Restroom Etiquette page on Everything2.
Illustrations of potential urinal situations and the proper responses. And remember, under no circumstances should you speak even a single word in a male restroom. The survival of civilization depends on remembering that!
"...at this point flushing is widely considered to be mandatory. As for commodes, the rule is, without qualification always flush when you are finished."
"Speech, is your enemy! Never, ever, under any circumstance say a single word while within a bathroom! Not to a friend, not to a lover, not to Jesus himself. Violation of this precept grates against all good things and the way of nature, corrodes the efficiency of the bathroom, and places the very fabric of our civilization in peril."
"They strike up a conversation about linux, and before long lose all track of time. So there they are, standing at the urinals, discussing the advantages of open source development..."
"The young man is shy on experience in his field. But instinctively he knows he's going to need backup."
It even touches on Maslow and his hierarchy of needs.
Based on the Male Restroom Etiquette page on Everything2.
Illustrations of potential urinal situations and the proper responses. And remember, under no circumstances should you speak even a single word in a male restroom. The survival of civilization depends on remembering that!
"...at this point flushing is widely considered to be mandatory. As for commodes, the rule is, without qualification always flush when you are finished."
"Speech, is your enemy! Never, ever, under any circumstance say a single word while within a bathroom! Not to a friend, not to a lover, not to Jesus himself. Violation of this precept grates against all good things and the way of nature, corrodes the efficiency of the bathroom, and places the very fabric of our civilization in peril."
"They strike up a conversation about linux, and before long lose all track of time. So there they are, standing at the urinals, discussing the advantages of open source development..."
"The young man is shy on experience in his field. But instinctively he knows he's going to need backup."
It even touches on Maslow and his hierarchy of needs.
