A rather perverse dalek thought

[lilfluff]

What? No not perverse like that. Perverse as in it twists Dalek thinking into unnatural (for them) directions.

So, if you read jeriendhal's 30 Days of Drabble - Day Six it involves Daleks on a post apocalypse Earth. After reading it an unnatural thought occurred to me.

Posit that you have a Dalek of unusual thinking as part of the pursuit, one who runs through this chain of logic.

Daleks are the universe's superior form of life. But that pesky Doctor keeps interfering with things. This ruined planet is Earth. The Doctor likes Earth and the Humans. The Doctor will stop interfering if it would threaten human survival. (here comes the unnatural, for a Dalek, twist) Thus if the Dalek's are protecting the humans The Doctor will be neutralized.

"WE SHALL PROTECT THE HUMANS?"

"WE SHALL!"

"WHY SHALL WE PROTECT THE HUMANS?"

"WE WILL PROVE DALEKS SUPERIOR. THE DOCTOR HAS FAILED. THE EARTH IS RUINED. THE HUMANS ARE DYING. DALEKS SHALL SUCCEED WHERE THE DOCTOR HAS FAILED."


Okay, fine, you insist this isn't truly perverse and the title was a lie? Fine, a scene resulting from the above.

"You want me to do what!"

"HUMANS MUST NOT GO EXTINCT."

"THE HUMAN FEMALE AND THE HUMAN MALE SHALL PROCREATE."

"PRO-CRE-ATE! PRO-CRE-ATE!"

"This is all somehow your fault Doctor."

Comments

[aldersprig.livejournal.com]

Awesome. Absolutely Awesome.

[lilfluff.livejournal.com]

And really, what is the Doctor to do.

"What are you doing! Stop taking food to those refugees! What? Medicines? But you're evil! Stop being good! How am I supposed to hate you if you are being so, so, charitable!"

"RISE IN THE DOCTOR'S BLOOD PRESSURE DETECTED. MEDICAL DALEK RECOMMENDS MEDITATION."

"THE DOCTOR WILL CALM HIMSELF IMMEDIATELY! MEDITATE! MED-I-TATE!"

[aldersprig.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

That's so very wrong.

Yet, so Right.