Zombie! Would I survive?

( What's my chance of survival in a zombie attack? )

Hey, I was on the high school Trap & Skeet club. That probably gave me a boost. Of course as we all know the only safe answer is to nuke the site from orbit. Wait, some zombies are created by radiation...

Okay, hit the site with or-tillery. Large chunks of metal at 5k meters per second means never having to say, "Sorry, I don't date the undead."