No fear in Kentucky

For in Kentucky the police are ever vigilant against the threat of zombie hordes. Seriously. Write about a school being invaded by hordes of zombies and you can expect the police in Kentucky to haul your butt off to jail.

http://www.lex18.com/Global/story.asp?S=2989614

I for one would like to praise the Winchester Police for putting paranoia ahead of thinking. After all, any fool knows that zombies are after brains. No brains, no zombie threat.