I lost 3 pounds in 3 days! Ask me how NOT to do it!

Yikes! I've been feeling all hollow inside today. This morning I seem to have finally broken past the fever that's had me in it's grasp the past several days. Nasty thing. Didn't even switch on my computer the whole time, my ambitions were pretty much limited to, "Fall back into bed" and "Must find water!" Oh, can't forget the all important, "Prove the human body is 400% phlegm by expelling at least twice my body weight in said substance daily." I am so, so, so very happy it is finally over.