Demifiction: Blog post reaction to Precedent

[lilfluff]

Title: A Blog Post Reaction to the Precedent Vignettes
Fandom/'verse: Original/Science Fiction
Summary: An unhappy and paranoid reaction to Precedent and Precedent, part two
Prompter: Random demifiction prompt made using An Owomoyela's demographics generator
Note: Mostly unedited. Not quite as happy with this one as the previous demifiction pieces.

Billingham's Way: Bringing the Light of Truth to Imbiciles Twelve Years and Counting...

Legalized Kidnapping!

Greetings once more fellow Wayfarers

If but only I was hear to tell you all was right in the world. Cuppycakes and cocoa for all while we frolic with puppies and kittens. That's what they'd like you to believe alright! No fellow Wayfarers if I know my regular readers I know you've been watching the news and you're as angry as me!

Shame! Shame! Sham!

I speak of course of the kidnapping of Chauncy Davis and the cowardly and dishonorable judge Horace Henderson who has given the judicial stamp of approval to kidnappings, at least so long as our new alien overlords are the ones stealing our children! Rather than allow Chauncy to be adoptted by any of countless loving human families this creatin has allowed the child of so-called Ambassador Weaselface Zwatl, long recognized by the unlulled as a member of the Shadow Government of aliens who have taken over our world. He has allowed this child to take a human as her plaything. A human reduced to nothing more than a pet! Is this our world anymore or is it?!? This is simply more proof as if we needed more that the aliens have bought this blue jewel from the so-called governments that should be protecting us!

Hit them where it hurts!

Now my Wayfarers you know I'm not one to condone violence and I'd be the first to condemn anyone who grabbed one of those monsters and demanded Chauncy's release. But we don't need to do that when we can hurt them where all conspiracies are weakest, their greed! Ambassador Zwatl is the Glantestry Combine's representative to the Shadow Government, and who are the collaborators with the combine? Here are the three biggest enemys of the people!

* TriAxis Chemicals, owner of far to many brands to list here but the biggest by far is Greenhand Garden Supplies. More than 1/3 outright owned by Combine corporations. I wouldn't eat anything tainted by Greenhand if you put a gun to me.
* Exavolt Motors, claiments to invention of the modern electric car (but Wayfarers all know they stole their charging system from Earth loyal Buchanan Design). Financing for their new factory came directly from the Combine. Every EM bought is dangelt paid directly into the hands of the aliens!
* Computing powerhouse Macrosoft said they were going to stand up for human competitiveness, so the board fired their CEO and put a hand out to the Combine's Tlegnot Communications. People say I use Bell Unix PCs because I'm a geek, NO! It's because I'm loyal to my country and planet!

These are far from the only traitors, just click on the Shame Files link over to the left for a disgustingly long list.

Recall Henderson!

The only thing stopping me from putting together a petition to recall so-called judge Henderson – loyal reader KilroyBillroy already has. I've signed now it's your turn to tell the Shadow Government we won't take this lying down! Recall Henderson, recall any politician supporting him, and vote the incombents out! We won't defeat the Shadow Government at the ballot box but we can force them to reveal themselves to all the sheeple. Even sheep will act if they see the wolf right in front of them. Mark my words, today they're restricting themselves to an act they can try to make look good. "Don't worry, we're just adopting a poor orphan boy. We'll still let him play baseball and eat apple pie, we promise." Tomorrow they'll be disappearing those who oppose them and "adopting" their kids for brainwashing into becoming their enforcers.

Keep your eyes on the sky!

"Agni, no."

"But he's saying things that aren't true!"

"And reply will only give him more attention. If you need to do something then work to prove him wrong."

"He called you a weasel face. You're going to let him get away with that?"

"I've been called far worse things than that, at least weasels are cute. But I would say our faces are more like, what did we see in that zoo... Oh yes the lemurs."

"At least Davey hasn't seen it."

"Ma'ams? I think maybe you should check this reply."

#173 Davis Zwatl said 26 minutes ago:
You big fat lying liar. I wasn't kidnapped Miss Agni saw I wasn't happy an asked what was wrong and then she helped. And there weren't any families lined up wanting to adopt me they only want little kids that wont remember anyone else. And I'm not a pet. Miss Agni's already got a pet but even being pet here would be a hundred times better than going back to that foster home where everyone yells at each other all day. And if you were smart as you think you'd remember I said I hated being called Chauncey. But at least I can spell it write!

"Well... The tutor and I can use this for his English reviews?"

Comments

[natf.livejournal.com]

Would you like typo spotting or is it true to character?

[lilfluff.livejournal.com]

In this case I actually did leave in some errors (although I did correct typos I felt were too blatantly wrong). Perhaps I'm playing to stereotype but I don't actually see Billingham as a very good writer (or editor) and Davis is only somewhere in the vicinity of ten years old and certainly needs time with an English tutor.

[natf.livejournal.com]

I did wonder! I was doing my, "open a text file and take notes as I read," but the file was getting HUGE and so I thought that I had better ask! I know you usually welcome copy edits but once I twigged that the writing Sutlejstyle (wtf autocwrex?) could be in character I stopped that!