Consider for a moment that I don't drink alcohol...

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Then ponder the results of the Alcohol Knowledge Quiz:

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (20) , wine (116), and liquor (60).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 19% on proof You scored higher than 83% on beer index You scored higher than 98% on wine index You scored higher than 87% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

I often wish these quizzes would include a review of questions that you missed. It would be interesting to know what I got wrong.