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The FBI is reportedly asking local police to be on the lookout for people who have almanacs and/or maps.

Why?

Because they might be terrorists making dastardly plans! Isn't that obvious?!

What, you think it's silly to pay extra attention to the millions who carry almanacs or maps in the hopes of catching the handful of bad guys? Well, you're obviously up to no good yourself!

Date: 2003-12-30 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilfluff.livejournal.com
Aha! I knew you were up to know good!

Probably planning on sneaking unamerican things like the Constitution or Declaration of Independence into the schools.

Now then, what's that tip line number again... 1-976-snitcher or something like that...

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